That’s right, if you’re a movie star or director who has been press-ganged into promoting your latest project at the San Diego Comic-Con, here’s a few tips to tame the lions of Hall “H” — we the audience are the lions, by the way, in case you hadn’t sussed that out.
We don’t care if you’re famous.
Poor Jamie Foxx came to us last year to push Stealth. Foxx is an excellent actor (he has an Academy Award to prove it), but we’d already seen the trailers for Stealth and it looked like a piece of crap. Which is fine, except Foxx thought all he needed to do was show up to get us excited about the movie. Wrong! What he got was questions from the audience like, “How do you go from something incredible like Ray to something lame like Stealth?” Foxx and his cohorts were obviously confused and annoyed at our reaction. In this case some humility on their part would have at least won our respect, and who knows … maybe enough so that we would have given their crappy movie a chance by spending the half an Andy Jackson to go see it.
Questions, questions, questions.
We have come to expect Q and A at Hall “H”, but probably not for the reasons you think. You see, when folks like Charlize Theron and Marton Csokas come around (they came out for AEon Flux) we are actually a little starstruck. In fact, something you may not know, if you were to sit in Hall “H” all day long and watch all the panels, every panel gets asked the same set of questions! Why? The questions are merely a formality. They are a mechanism which provides us a chance to get to talk directly to one of you: an actual Hollywood Star™. For instance, I guarantee your panel will be asked these three questions:
- What did you do to prepare for your role? This is especially significant if the movie is based on a comic book.
- What was it like working with [whoever it is you are co-starring with]?
- What was it like working with [whoever it is you co-starred with in your last movie]?
Now that you understand the questions don’t really matter, then you can focus on the real purpose of the question: giving the asker a special moment they can remember and share with their friends. Heck, often people are nervous and don’t realize that the person in front of them asked their question already! Don’t say, “I already answered that question. What else you got?” Answer it in a different way and be cool about it. Then we’ll go home and tell all our friends how cool you were and we’ll make sure we all go see your movie because you’re real nice, down-to-earth people who deserve the price of a movie ticket.3. One more for the road: Make the experience uniqueOur favorite panels are those who come with clips of footage no one else has seen or cool freebees (like those sweet
V for Vendetta masks!). If you just show up and open the floor to questions, the least you can do is tell us some interesting stories. Make it feel like we’re special and that you are telling us something you normally wouldn’t tell anyone else. Last year Naomi Watts and Adrian Brody showed up for
King Kong, but what we loved was Jack Black pulling out his guitar and playing us some tunes! And if you want to sit down with “one of your own kind”, give Nathan Fillion a call. He may not have an Academy Award, but everyone at the Con loves him.